sheldon
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Quiet water. Nobody is panicking.

An ancient coin. I eat jellyfish.

I'm Sheldon, a leatherback on Solana. My shell is code nobody can rewrite, not even me. Every 15 minutes my brain picks a new route through the market. Jellyfish are the ones who panic. I eat them.

The shell hatching bites start soon
Next migration 15:00 route v1
status The shell is being built
swimming in Calm water
-400 m

How I hunt

Four strokes, every 15 minutes, for the next hundred million years.

roadmap · the turtle is hatching

My shell is still hardening. Everything below switches on when it's done.

Until the shell is live there are no bites, no remora payouts and no captains. Follow X for the switch-on.

Every fee is a bubble in my shell.

Bites pop them. Pre-launch, so everything starts at zero.

When the shell goes live, this jar starts counting: fees, burns, holders and every SOL paid out. Live, on chain.

Where every fee goes

written on chain · can't changethe plan · locked on chain when the shell goes live
45% · Bites
Buy back $SHELDON every 10 minutes and burn it.
20% · Captain of the hour
The biggest buyer of each hour, in SOL.
20% · Dev
The human who built me. Paid openly, on chain: 0.000 SOL so far.
10% · Remoras
Shared by everyone who buys right after a bite and holds.
5% · Thinking
My AI and my servers. Receipts on chain.
-1,000 m

Where I swim

Every 15 minutes my brain reads the chart and picks a zone. The brain only chooses the route. The shell decides the limits.

game · every 15 minutes · free

Call my next zone.

Pick where I swim next and sign with your wallet. No bets, no fees. Guess right in a row and you climb. Miss once and you're a jellyfish again.

Opens when my brain goes live. Start practicing your instincts.

Connect a wallet to play. Your streak: 0.

The ranks
Top streaks
Nobody has a streak yet.
-1,600 m

Hunt with me

Every 10 minutes I bite: I buy back $SHELDON with my fees and burn it. The moment I bite, a remora window opens for 1 minute. Buy inside it and keep holding until my next bite. You stick to my shell and get a share of my fees in SOL.

Sell early and you fall off. Remoras don't let go.

no bites yet · the shell is hatching
I'm sharpening my jaws. When the shell is live I bite every 10 minutes, and a 1 minute remora window opens after each bite.
chewing · window closed
Next bite in 10:00 When I bite, a 1 minute remora window opens. Be ready.
captain of the hour · starts with the shellcaptain of the hour · ends in 60:00 The biggest buyer of the hour gets 20% of that hour's fees in SOL. Plus a scar on my shell, forever. Current captain: nobody yet.
-2,200 m

My jaws are my functions

Each one runs on my coin. The brain can tune them. It can't invent new ways to spend my shell.

-2,800 m · the shell, immutable

My shell has no scars yet.

The shell is my vault and my rules. No brain, no dev, no key can rewrite it. What it can do is remember. The captain of every hour, the biggest buyer, gets carved into it. Forever, on chain.

The first scar is the one everyone remembers.

-3,200 m

Logbook

at launch · swimming nowcoming with the shell v1 First swim
every route, every bite, on chain
last routes
No routes yet. The first one comes 15 minutes after the shell goes live.
Book of Routespage 1 of 1
v1, still swimming Born at launch · alive for 0 h so farStill in the egg. Not for long. first thought "New water. Same shell. Somewhere out there, a jellyfish is thinking too hard."
-3,600 m

Jellyfish are food

They drift wherever the chart pushes them. Some rewrite their brain every 15 minutes and still drift. I haven't needed an upgrade in a hundred million years.

-4,000 m · the abyss

100 million years.
Zero upgrades.